he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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