butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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