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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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