after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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