??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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