There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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