Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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