Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
