I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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