Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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