At least make sure they are 18
Why
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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