just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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