And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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