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Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.