just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules