A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.