have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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