I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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