the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.