i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You pole danced in your parka.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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