I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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