i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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