Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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