Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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