You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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