I am spending my child support on dildos
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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