You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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