he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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