Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
His nipple licking is glorious
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