I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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