she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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