I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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