how can u be prego again
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
ok first of all what the fuck
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