i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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