I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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