Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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