WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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