Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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