One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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