return my video game
look no pants
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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