I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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