i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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