So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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