i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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