sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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