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how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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