If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
