I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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