It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
