Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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