My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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