her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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