I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
